Steve: G-Force? More like G-fat.

Steve: The only french word you know is buffet.
Zach: That's not true, I know croissant.

Steve: I heard your last name used to be longer but you ate all the other letters of the alphabet.

Steve: Zach you look like a homeless guy who's been to a soup kitchen that specializes in ice cream soup..

Zach.....starts crying :)

Zach: Is Carell not your last name?
Steve: Not originally.
Zach: What is it? Like Pinocchio?

Zach: Like when you go to the beach and someone yells, "Shark shark" and then realize that it's just you doing the back stroke?

Steve: When you go to the beach and you swim out past the buoys, do people think there's an island there?
Zach: I'm not that fat man.